Bye Bye P.S.I.

Those of you following this from work know what I'm referring to. PSI is a big-deal project I've been heavily involved with for months, and it stands for Process and Standards Integration. It's a critical (critical!) project in which we're "providing tools with which to maintain end-to-end throughput of build programs, aligning processes to the new organization structure and identifying synergy opportunities. " Say what!? Well, please just trust me on this, it's, you know, really important! Luckily, the project is winding down so I can go on vacation with few work worries, knowing that our throughput, alignment and synergies are well under control.

In addition to not thinking about PSI, here are a few other things I won't be doing in the coming weeks: I won't attend any lockdowns. I won't onboard any resources. I won't incentivize anybody. I won't draw a roadmap or follow a playbook. I won't respond to someone else's ask. I won't talk to the RSLs or update STAR. Nor will I submit a PAT, follow the PLP, log onto the BPM, or participate in UAT.

I won't do any of these things because I'll be triple O on PTO. See you in Rome!