The other day, I flashed on a bit of family lore: as a teen, my brother gave up on the French language upon learning that after the number sixty-nine, the French re-package prior numbers’ words in order to keep counting. Seventy , for example, is soixante-dix (sixty-ten), Eighty is quatre-vingts (four twenties) and Ninety is quatre-vingt-dix (four twenties and ten). Any language that can’t be bothered to come up with sufficent numbers-words, he concluded, isn’t worthy of further study. Then I also remembered one of Steve Martin’s bits – the one where he pokes fun at Americans expecting everything to be ‘their way’ when traveling abroad Which is to say that there remains a fundamental disconnect between how the French and American brains operate. To be direct, the French can be infuriating to travelers accustomed to American (or Irish) style service. Having understood that the French appreciate even feable attempts at speaking their language, I tried deploy...